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Whappo
12-20-2010, 06:57 PM
I've been a pretty good boy this year. I've tried to be nice, even to assholes. I've treated my friends well, and tried to be forgiving to my enemies. I return for my good behavior, and in anticipation of your promised reward I have hung a really big stocking.

Now, while I know you prefer chimneys, I live in a high rise, so all we have is the sewage standpipe. Since I know you don't want to be all stinky, I will leave my lanai door open.

Anyway, on to the meat of the matter.

I hung the extra large stockin, and here are the specs for what I'd like to find in it in the morning:


Light colored eyes
full, sensual lips
5'2 to 5' 8"
curvy
soft, full breasts
sense of humor
likes to read
sensitive nipples, like pencil erasers


I'm sure if you check your list twice, you will find I've earned it.

Merry Creepermas.

eednic
12-20-2010, 07:00 PM
You just described me (minus the light-colored eyes, mine are more bloodshot colored). *bats eyelashes* *wobbles soft, full breasts, and cane*

Whappo
12-20-2010, 07:15 PM
Hot. A/S/L? Do u like guys with pink shirts?

Lathan
12-20-2010, 07:18 PM
After reading that, my gay apparel fits a little tighter IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Stumpy
12-20-2010, 08:12 PM
I don't know what you mean :(. Is this a laundry mishap?

Callum
12-20-2010, 08:23 PM
Manda?

Medusa
12-20-2010, 08:23 PM
You know what's not on my list?

A saucy ginger ne'er do well.

eednic
12-20-2010, 08:59 PM
I prefer my guys with no shirts, scrubbing the bathtub.

Lathan
12-20-2010, 11:04 PM
Oh Santa!

http://www.johnpalmerart.com/cmtimages/sexy_santa.jpg

http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/funnies/funnypicsnov/sexysanta.jpg

Medusa
12-21-2010, 01:34 AM
I'd never seen that picture of him before. I can see why people think he's hot!

toriMODE
12-21-2010, 11:15 PM
It's from Studio 54!