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Amie
01-18-2011, 11:58 PM
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

It's good for a laugh or two. Refresh away!

Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak.

Frasier Crane
01-19-2011, 12:00 AM
"Your hobbitness makes you seldom attractive to my retinas"

I don't believe this.

Amie
01-19-2011, 12:06 AM
Marmots will stick to you in Delaware.

True!

MTC
01-19-2011, 12:13 AM
ENGINEER YOUR AUNT! Do it! You will be grateful for having done so. Yolutsky promises to cease diddling with your ears.

Well if he promises...

Amie
01-19-2011, 12:22 AM
Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine.

Oh stop! [cloud9]

MTC
01-19-2011, 12:48 AM
Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.
lol!

Tyler
01-19-2011, 12:51 AM
My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with gelatin and congealed chicken rinds.

so sexy.

menju56
01-19-2011, 12:52 AM
"The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism."

Amie
01-19-2011, 01:51 AM
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

They do not! :mad:

Wait. What?

Chalk
01-19-2011, 03:13 AM
"Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple."

Adam
01-19-2011, 03:34 AM
Your elbow patches rumble with a fear reminiscent of mayonnaise cradled in scotchguard.

Who's gonna' check me, Boo?

Adam
01-19-2011, 03:36 AM
OOH! I'm gonna use this one!

*clears throat*

My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!


Should I cross post in the poetry thread? LOL.

Maeby
01-19-2011, 03:57 AM
Be still, my love, my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and pocked blades.

Shouldn't this one be Mansdrew's?

Blake
01-19-2011, 04:41 AM
I feel like that was from you to me!

Maeby
01-19-2011, 04:49 AM
I feel like that was from you to me!

Really? I don't think we came up with a pet name for you. Does this mean you want to be my "watermelon rind"? Well, I suppose it's a nicer name than the one we came up with for me!

Blake
01-19-2011, 05:02 AM
Ha! It is a little bit more PC.
(I kinda like the other one better)

MTC
01-19-2011, 06:22 AM
'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent. My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes Benz.'

Amie
01-19-2011, 01:58 PM
'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent. My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes Benz.'

:(

And which end is he/she yelling into?

Zippo
01-19-2011, 02:58 PM
"Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb."
[love2]

toriMODE
01-19-2011, 04:53 PM
The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

Abi
01-19-2011, 05:04 PM
You wear your breasts like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

So kind of you to notice.

lioness
01-19-2011, 07:08 PM
Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

Adam
01-19-2011, 07:20 PM
Your nasal linings will last as long as the skin of rocks, thrust enigmatically upon a distant shorline of mating beetles.

It inspired me to write a song

Breathing/Breathing the fall out in/Out in/Out in/Out

ETA: I can't stop. I feel like it's therapeutic to receive so many compliments. This is the most direct and thoughtful one I've gotten:

Sir, you have most exquisite breasts.

*touches self*

iamstilljamiepoo
01-19-2011, 08:16 PM
Ah! how the play of light upon your shoulders does bring one to reminisce of fallen lighthorsemen and gaseous trenches

Well, I never!

Adam
01-19-2011, 09:54 PM
Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West.

This is actually a pretty good line.

toriMODE
01-19-2011, 10:41 PM
In your absence I find other forms of amusement.

Adam
01-19-2011, 11:03 PM
^ Love.

Your nose hairs scare me.

Lathan
01-19-2011, 11:41 PM
Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Ha!

eednic
01-20-2011, 02:34 AM
"Optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance."

lioness
01-20-2011, 04:12 AM
Your pharyngeal hair tickles the divine underbelly of my terrestrial erector set with saponifying liquors.

toriMODE
01-20-2011, 06:47 PM
Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone.