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toriMODE
07-08-2010, 06:00 PM
From slate.com

Antimony has enjoyed wide use throughout history, and not just in alchemical experiments. Egyptian women used one form of antimony, stibium, as eyeliner (hence the symbol for antimony, Sb, even though neither letter appears in the element's name). Pills of the element became popular as a medicine in the 1700s, especially as a laxative, able to blast through the most compacted bowels. It was so good the chronically constipated would root through their excrement to retrieve the pill and reuse it later. Some lucky families passed down antimony laxatives from generation to generation.

Cuddlefish
07-08-2010, 06:55 PM
What a load of shit.

Lathan
07-08-2010, 07:16 PM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4627/antimony.png

Punk is dead.

Lathan
07-30-2011, 05:56 PM
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072011/chemistry_cat1.jpg

Lathan
07-30-2011, 05:56 PM
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072011/chemistry_cat2.jpg

Lathan
07-30-2011, 05:57 PM
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072011/chemistry_cat3.jpg

Lathan
07-30-2011, 05:57 PM
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072011/chemistry_cat4.jpg

Frasier Crane
07-30-2011, 05:58 PM
This thread is sodium frustrating. You know what I did to the last guy that frustrated me so much? I lithium on fire.

Lathan
07-30-2011, 05:58 PM
http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/072011/chemistry_cat5.jpg


The preceding string was posted in honor of Mancy, punmaster general of unf. YOU DONE GOOD.

Frasier Crane
07-30-2011, 06:10 PM
Thanks! Now your secret about Frodo and how uranium over with your car is safe with me.




Oops.

Ryan
07-31-2011, 12:55 AM
Ed clearly won this one. I've never seen Chemist Cat but I love him more than any other meme at the moment.

Dorothy ZBORKnak
07-31-2011, 01:19 AM
http://img.makeupalley.com/7/1/7/6/2033940.JPG

Regina Phalange
07-31-2011, 02:30 AM
Whatever. You guys get gold medals in lame. Puns are boron. I'd rather talk about Tori and how she sings about her sister's chlorides

Frasier Crane
07-31-2011, 02:39 AM
I totally agree with scarlet! Radon!**



(**Right on)

Lathan
07-31-2011, 03:24 AM
Lame. If you have to explain the jokes, the funnys argon.

Cuddlefish
07-31-2011, 03:41 AM
I don't think that's any of your bismuth.

Lathan
07-31-2011, 03:47 AM
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1131630/antoine_dodson.large_square_medium.jpg?59b31aa1 You are sodium. For real. Why don't you run and tellurium that.

Cuddlefish
07-31-2011, 03:51 AM
If I had a nickel for every time that meme popped up, I'd have no trouble paying my ex's antimony.

Frasier Crane
07-31-2011, 04:09 AM
Lathan, stfu. Cuddlefish, my love, let's cesium, tie him to a cement block and watch him zinc.

Lathan
07-31-2011, 04:26 AM
Don't you lead a radon me, Hobbitonium.


(What? It's a not so noble gas.)

Frasier Crane
07-31-2011, 04:31 AM
That joke got no reaction from me. You let your puns get away from you cause you didn't keep your ion them.

Frasier Crane
07-31-2011, 04:33 AM
But let me copper feel and I'll forget about it.

Lathan
07-31-2011, 04:37 AM
Your ad holmium attacks are bringing me to my boiling point, sir.


*eta* - Deal!

Frasier Crane
07-31-2011, 04:41 AM
Shut up, you HOH. I've sulffured enough at your hands and I won't take it anymore!!

SMMY
07-31-2011, 05:08 AM
I can't intercalate Ne of U Ar supposed ionic humor. Amines, ethers U Be phenolically oxidated or a pair of stereoisomers. Alkali to U and erg U on, but Y?
Oh and Lanthanum is still a ligand.

uncanny hats
07-31-2011, 05:22 AM
What did Helen say to her guard every morning? Hydrogen.
And every night? Nitrogen.
Helen also had a mole of beauty.

These puns are broken, but with help maybe I can helium?

SMMY
07-31-2011, 07:15 AM
What did Helen say to her guard every morning? Hydrogen.
And every night? Nitrogen.
Helen also had a mole of beauty.

These puns are broken, but with help maybe I can helium?


Helen's mole is so shy

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Dq-vHItaRHw/TQBUrhHvftI/AAAAAAAAABk/Qa3b2oTIr2A/s1600/images.jpg

Regina Phalange
07-31-2011, 01:12 PM
The electronegativity in here is too much. I'm going to top off my Mercury with unleaded and get the helium out of here.

Frasier Crane
07-31-2011, 04:13 PM
I can't intercalate Ne of U Ar supposed ionic humor. Amines, ethers U Be phenolically oxidated or a pair of stereoisomers. Alkali to U and erg U on, but Y?
Oh and Lanthanum is a still a ligand.

Verbal di-urea much?

other pete
07-31-2011, 05:08 PM
I'm opposed to all of your whining. I'm anti-moany.

uncanny hats
07-31-2011, 05:15 PM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4627/antimony.png
I'm opposed to all of your whining. I'm anti-moany.fucking bullshit. everyone get laid. get fucked. twice.

Cuddlefish
07-31-2011, 05:28 PM
fucking bullshit. everyone get laid. get fucked. twice.

Yo, chill the fuck out. Let's gather around, hold hands, and sing "Song Sung Blue" by neodymium.

uncanny hats
07-31-2011, 05:38 PM
Yo, chill the fuck out. Let's gather around, hold hands, and sing "Song Sung Blue" by neodymium.

Aw. I hassium issues, but I'm willing to ununtrium your kumbya, so long as it isn't crazy star treky and hive-minded. (SEA:borgium)

SMMY
07-31-2011, 05:50 PM
Verbal di-urea much?

you've got balls calling me that, Bucky. balls that are full of gas, you methane windbag!

http://phycomp.technion.ac.il/~talimu/C60_CH4.gif

cinny~lou
08-04-2011, 12:55 AM
I give you The Pickup Line Scientist (http://www.quickmeme.com/Pickup-Line-Scientist/).

lacuna
08-04-2011, 06:04 AM
Sup bromines. I dubnium this thread crazy. I zinc we all need to keep the puns to an aluminium. If you don't like it you can Mendeleev. Hey, I calcium like I cesium.

Lathan
08-22-2011, 12:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAaiYKF0cs

Cuddlefish
08-22-2011, 12:30 AM
That is adorable.

LET'S KIDNAP HIM.

Lathan
08-22-2011, 12:31 AM
I know where he works! Meet me in Times Square! I'll be the guys with the shoes!

Canoodlefish
08-22-2011, 03:47 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-chemical-attraction.gif

Ryan
08-22-2011, 04:03 AM
Oh god, Daniel Radcliffe. <3

Frasier Crane
08-22-2011, 04:55 PM
A chemist and a physicist are at a restaurant. The waiter takes their drink order.
"I'll have some H2O," says the chemist.
"Ohh that sounds good," says the physicist, giving a standing wave, "I'll have some H2O, too!"
The drinks arrive. They drink.
The physicist drops dead.

dmblue
08-25-2011, 05:52 PM
Haha! Too bad the waiter had chemistry experience... and why did the restaurant have peroxide?!